I do not drink beer.
I do not play hockey.
I don't envy or hate Americans.
I don't speak French.
I don't finish my sentences with "eh".
I don't go snowmobiling.
I would never go to Florida in February.
I like the CFL.
I like foreign films.
I enjoy the cold.
I think Lake Superior is awesome, but eerie.
I love driving through the Prairies.
I like the Group of Seven.
I enjoy Sunny Boy and Red River Cereals.
I feel most comfortable in multicultural cities.
I AM CANADIAN!
