A Dearth of Simians

There is a lot of insect life here, but no monkeys. Where are the monkeys? I was promised monkeys! (Well, maybe that is a bit of an exaggeration, but I was told that the primary reason I needed a rabies vaccination was because of monkey bites.) So far, the only monkeys I have seen have been in the parks in the north country near Arusha, and this is clearly not acceptable. I want monkeys and I want them now!