I Guess I'm Back in Canada

At the risk of sounding like a rather famous "redneck" philosopher, I realized that I was back in Canada when:

• I found myself standing in line at Tim Horton's for a hot coffee on scorching day;
• I wore closed-toe shoes instead of sandals for the first time in 10 weeks;
• I wore a suit and tie to an interview even though the temperature was nearly 40 degrees Celsius with the humidex;
• I used the word "humidex" in a sentence;
• I headed to the liquor store to pick up beer for the long weekend;
• I had an elevator conversation about the Maple Leafs -- in early August!!!