Happy Festivus

Today is December 23rd, or Festivus. I know -- in some households, Festivus is celebrated on December 24th or even December 25th, but I am an orthodox Festivite and I celebrate it on the same day as the venerable Costanza. I don't have a Festivus Pole, but I have eaten the Festivus dinner, aired the grievances, and performed the feats of strength. All in all, it has been a great holiday.