York Region: A Lying Bunch of Liars

So I'm walking up Yonge Street in Newmarket when I see this sign by the York Region Administrative Centre. Cool, I think, I'll go in and claim my timepiece.

Imagine my shock when the civil servant I spoke to claimed to know nothing about the free watch for foot traffic promotion that York Region was advertising. No matter what I said, she refused to give me my free watch. She even went so far as to suggest that I was misreading the sign.

People of York Region, don't be taken in by false promises of free timepieces. Live up to the legacy of William Lyon Mackenzie and demand your free watches (but only if you walk).